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"Oh, really? You think I'm a milf? Well you're a pils. P-I-L-S" "Oooh, what's that?" "Person I'd like to stab."

-The Rocker
by Lysserloo August 23, 2008
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Short for "Person I'd like to stab."

Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'
"Hey baby! You're a real milf!"

"Yeah? Well you're a real pils!"
by pk.staaarstorm August 31, 2008
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Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.
Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"

Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"
by AutumnGaslight May 03, 2011
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paralysed in laughter

a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?
' If lol was a drug I'd be in rehab'
'PIL PIL PIL'
by Gem111 October 23, 2007
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short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.
by simsamsung April 16, 2007
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