pils

Person I'd Like to Stab

"Oh, really? You think I'm a milf? Well you're a pils. P-I-L-S" "Oooh, what's that?" "Person I'd like to stab."

-The Rocker

by Lysserloo October 16, 2008

pils

Short for "Person I'd like to stab."

Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'

"Hey baby! You're a real milf!"

"Yeah? Well you're a real pils!"

by pk.staaarstorm October 19, 2008

Pils

Norwegian slang for beer, originally used for naming lager beer but has now becoming a broader term for beer. To pilse is to drink beer.

William: Hey wanna grab a pils after work Phil?

Phil: yeah the weather is nice, I love to pilse

by misterp_1000 April 24, 2020

Cara pils

Best beer

Wow that cara pils is so nice

by Dingest June 30, 2022

Pilshy

Homosexual or having homosexual tendencies.

If someone is a bit 'pilshy' they are camp.
If someone is acting 'pilshy' people think they're gay.

It is often used to highlight the fact that someone is gay by being used in conjunction with another word meaning homosexual.

Ex. 1 - "Shut up you pilshy faggot!"
Ex. 2 - "That *Name*, he's a bit pilshy"

by JaySmizzle April 7, 2009

Pilsrups

A simple though intense drinking game. Contestants sit in a circle, all with a small shooters glass, and a significant stock of beer. The first one empties his glass in one sip, and right when his empty glass hits the table the person next to him empties his glass. This goes on in a circle, and everyone fills their glass while the others are drinking. You can quit in two ways: by voluntary leaving, or by vomiting. The last one in the game is the winner and earns the title 'King Pils' which he keeps until the next time the game is played. The runner up can call himself 'Prince Pils' during the same period.

Yesterday we played Pilsrups and it was crazy. There was vomit everywhere.

by para-dox June 9, 2015

Pilshick

A person who believes that he/she is better than or superior to single people, because he/she is in a relationship, despite the fact that their relationship is a failure, unstable and straight-up abusive. Pilshicks' lives are usually even worse than those they look down upon.

A large amount of Pilshicks are insecure, personally weak, controlling and abusive husbands/boyfriends and wives/girlfriends.

Marvin: Hah! Jace is such a loser, he disagrees with me a lot. That loser can't even get a girlfriend. That miserable idiot!
Galvin: You clown, your wife cheats on you, you cheat on your wife and you argue over things like toothbrush ends. Your life is worse than him and your marriage is a joke. You are such a Pilshick

by Pattorn November 3, 2020