pillywonker 

A stupid guy with an awkward penis

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker

pillywonker by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011

jillywonkered 

Feeling overwhelmed. Defeated.

The company reorganization is making me feel jillywonkered.

jillywonkered by f.x.l. September 2, 2014

pillywicker 

british slang for calling someone silly or ridiculous

“I can’t believe you slipped on that banana peel, you pillywicker!”

pillywicker by lilnuggetboih May 23, 2020

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011