Pilferage 

Farming something until it reaches extinction.

Originally from the era in which the pilgrims first came to the US. They foraged the land and fed off camels until the beloved US camel became extinct.

"Stop wasting that paper douchebag, what are you trying to do pilferage all the trees?"

Pilferage by Sotesko March 14, 2009

preferage 

a perfered beverage

sonny, do you want me to pick up your preferage on the way home from school

preferage by moosemoose12 January 4, 2012

pilfergifting 

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

or

Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

pilfergifting by .Ryan. January 14, 2007

poo-pilfere 

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

poo-pilfere by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

pilferaped 

When you borrow something from a stranger without asking permission and then rape it.

Man, after we left the farm this weekend, I totally pilferaped Anthony's chickens.

pilferaped by randoh May 20, 2011

pilferguist 

A spirit or entity much like a polterguist but with an insatiable impulse to pilfer,steal or take ones belongings;while at the same time harrasing the living subject with loud obtrusive and startling noises.1)Ghost that pilfers and annoys the living 2)Spirit on the ethereal plain that trancends to the physical to steal from and or cause havoc to the living.

A thief and antagonist in spirit form;A Pilferguist.1)One who pilfers 2)One who terrorizes in a ghostly manner.

pilferguist by two ass's June 14, 2011

Pilfaxeraged 

to grab fax items not of your own, especially habitually

Jackie's fax never arrived Mike pilfaxeraged it with his stuff last Tuesday

Pilfaxeraged by coachk1 January 5, 2011