pilbin

that feeling when you can’t stop thinking about someone and every love song is about them

“this guy has me pilbin”

pilbin by jahado January 12, 2020

Philbin 

When you needlessly switch your hockey goalie in the middle of the game, regardless of the score and voluntarily hurt your teams chance for success.

“Pips was playing excellent! I can’t believe this idiot coach decided to pull a Philbin, putting him on the bench in the middle of a tie game and throwing in a cold goalie from the bench. Jesus Christ they just scored on the next two shots!”

Philbin by Johnny Hockey April 3, 2021

Philbin 

When you do not allow your players to skate across the blue line with the puck and force them to play dump and chase. Also, no one is allowed to pass to the point even if they are wide open.

The points are wide open and they are not passing to them? They are forced in playing a Philbin.

Jesus, that player just dumped the puck on a breakaway? The coach is forcing them to pull a Philbin!

Philbin by Johnny Hockey July 30, 2021

PILWIN 

PILWIN stands for "Pretending I'm Laughing When I'm Not"

Person 1: Haha listen to this joke (Tells unfunny joke)

Person 2: Oh... PILWIN

PILWIN by Fred =D November 2, 2009

piling system 

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.

I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.

piling system by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010