piklet

the propper term for a 'crumpet'

im having 2 piklets for breakfast

by jethr0w December 9, 2010

Yarram piklet

when someone either male or famale shits into there partners mouth.

Man: Hey sweetie wanna taste of my yarram piklet?

Woman: Yer sure

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

piketty

v. to fill in missing data with a wild-ass guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making shit up that gives you the result you desire.

Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.

I forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so I'll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.

I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.

by wealthinequality November 1, 2014

piflet

Colloquial slang for a small and delicate octopus.

I went to the aquarium today and saw a whole pod of piflets.

by DizzyMonster July 15, 2011

snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

piglets

Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.

“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”

by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019