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Promising to turn up at an event, but deciding not to at the last minute.
"Hey man, is John coming?"
"Nah, hes piking, the dirty rotten piker"
Piking by Rick C February 11, 2006
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The act of sitting back while others do the work. Often seen in MMORPG games and union jobs.
I was too weak to do the raid with everyone, so I spent the time piking at the entrance.
Piking by DaHolmes April 24, 2023
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The act of inconspicuously dumping out an unwanted alcoholic beverage because you cannot drink as much as your cohorts.
Little Jimmy was nailed big time for ignoring the "No Piking" sign at the house party when he dumped his beer into the bushes.
piking by rapacity October 1, 2008
The act in which someone gains sexual gratification from furtively watching dogging.
dogging carping ducking
Michael became aroused, as he cleverly concealed himself in his favourite piking bush at Wisley Gardens.

He sat back and dreamt of the day he would become a fully feldged dogger.
Piking by Razzle August 21, 2004
The act of a male giving another male quick anal sex.
Hey bro, I haven't had contact with a woman in 8 months, I kinda feel like piking; do you think we could pike one out?
Piking by bossy rossy August 22, 2011

B Piking 

To constantly want a large pike in your mouth. A large round shaft. The constant and unconditional craving for dick.
Ian: Yo dude, let's go score some women.
Ben: Nah man, I'm sort of B Piking right now. I gotta get my hands on some prime meat.
B Piking by Jesus Goldberg January 22, 2008

Jason Piking

when you think someone is telling a joke
nah are you Jason Piking right now
Jason Piking by Bumbaroad December 19, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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