mikesturbate
When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually
mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015
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pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009
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Mittsturbate
Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Mittsturbate by Neezplz January 9, 2010
mindsturbate
To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
mindsturbate by $$$ February 21, 2004
Minsturbate
Original meaning: Mind-masturbate or masturbate with your imagination or mind.
Better used as: have to think so hard about something that it's almost like you have to masturbate with your mind.
Or simply use the short MM for mind-masturbate.
Better used as: have to think so hard about something that it's almost like you have to masturbate with your mind.
Or simply use the short MM for mind-masturbate.
Bill: Dude, what's up, you look fuck-up!
Gabe: Man, the exam was so hard, I had to minsturbate the answer!
Gabe: Man, the exam was so hard, I had to minsturbate the answer!
Minsturbate by benweiss9 September 10, 2010
Memesturbater
Wanker who clogs up forum threads with meme pictures because they value self gratification over intelligent interaction.
quoteI don't have the mental capacity to contribute to intelligent discussion so :
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That Hives bloke is such a memesturbater
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That Hives bloke is such a memesturbater
Memesturbater by Memesturbater September 13, 2012
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