pigantitis 

desease one gets after being bitten by a PIG ANT. Leads to social exclusion and all around avoidance by other people as to keep the disease from spreading.

Symptoms include upward pointing of the nose and small antenna like growths from follicles on the head.

dave:"stan why do you have antenna and a pig nose?"
steve: " i got bit my a pig ant and caught pigantitis. "

pigantitis by onyxchopper February 14, 2012

Piratitis 

A degenerate disease afflicting mostly males. Common indicators include alcoholism, hair loss, tooth loss, limb loss, an affinity for the letter "R", skin ailments, and a constant desire to plunder more booty. Symptoms may be subdued through exposure to gold and women. No cure has been found to date.

That dude's lifestyle has cost him his youth. The piratitis is so bad he's starting to look like the crypt keeper.

Piratitis by JKAMullins January 5, 2009