Pignant

When a woman is approximately π months pregnant, or is slightly past her first trimester.

When asked by her nosy colleagues whether she’s expecting a baby, Alice geekily told them that she’s pignant, much to their confusion by what she meant.

by MathPlus May 24, 2021

pignant

noun

- An obeah fetish pendant in the shape of the pig's head from Lord of the Flies intended to protect the wearer from viciousness.

"The pignant binds the ignant."
"When casting the pignant hex connect Beelzebub for 666."

by Axon Amal March 14, 2023

pignant

when someone is doing something that is beyond ignant

You ran from the cops? Wow you are pignant!!

by fryman December 14, 2006