pigdiddler 

To fondle an outrageously blimpy ho or hefty hog swinger with an irrational sense of filthy pride and accomplishment.

Braaah, I cannot believe you finger banged that two-ton sloth Becky! You are such a pigdiddler!

pigdiddler by Pound Town Twinkle Shits September 9, 2020

pididdle 

A game in which you look for cars with headlight or foglight out (pididdle) or tail light (pedunk) and call it out. When someone correctly calls a piddidle or pedunk, all members of the opposite sex present must remove an article of clothing.

Pididdle! You have to take off your shirts.

pididdle by Polar Bear April 21, 2004

pididdle 

a pididdle is car with one headlight out.
a padunk is a car with the tail light out.
if identified correctly, you punch the passenger, or any person in the car.

if preferred, you can punch the ceiling.

oh dude that car has a headlight out.
oh you mean a pididdle?

hey that car has a taillight out, isn't that a pididdle ?
no dude that's a padunk!

pididdle by ur_mom 69 September 5, 2021

pididdle 

one headlight out

a car with only one headlight that works

pididdle by Jilly/Renie November 16, 2003

pididdler 

The person who KNOWINGLY drives their car with their high beams on because they have a headlight out (pididdle)

When only one headlight was working after the dtiver turned off his high beams, i noticed he was a pididdler.

pididdler by Mister 420 April 21, 2021

Pididdle 

When a car has one headlight or tail light burnt out. Often spotted while driving with friends.

"Woah dude, that car only has one headlight working."

"Yeah man, that's a pididdle!"

"Cool."

Pididdle by Logical_cornthorp November 28, 2019

Premature Padiddler 

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

Premature Padiddler by Tet428 March 24, 2008