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Pig Shit and Tram Tickets 

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.
'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?
Pig Shit and Tram Tickets by MongyMax November 22, 2007

Pig Shit Irish 

A slob of Irish decent who doesn't seem to care about the degree of filth that they live in and makes no effort to better their situation. Most likely poor, but not always. Pig Shit Irish is more of a frame of mind then a economic status.

Opposite of Lace Curtain Irish

Even more white trash then Shanty Irish.

Most likely comes from the stereotypical drunk, potato eating, pig farming Irish.
Shanty Irish piss in the sink

Pig shit Irish piss on the floor.
Pig Shit Irish by RIP Frank Grimes August 24, 2009

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

sick as pig shit 

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka
Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!
sick as pig shit by talk2me-JCH2 September 2, 2022

human pig shit

Someone who is lower than your average lowlife
- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?

- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit
human pig shit by Brammo September 13, 2006

japanese pig shit 

An acrostic used in the UK for the cheap and nasty JPS Cigarettes (straights/civvies/tailormades etc.).
"You got a straight?"
"Yeah, only japanese pig shit though."
"Screw that, they're grim, I'll have a rollie."
japanese pig shit by LittleAcoustic February 9, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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