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Pig Shit and Tram Tickets 

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.
'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?

Pig Shit Irish 

A slob of Irish decent who doesn't seem to care about the degree of filth that they live in and makes no effort to better their situation. Most likely poor, but not always. Pig Shit Irish is more of a frame of mind then a economic status.

Opposite of Lace Curtain Irish

Even more white trash then Shanty Irish.

Most likely comes from the stereotypical drunk, potato eating, pig farming Irish.

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

sick as pig shit 

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka
Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!
sick as pig shit by talk2me-JCH2 September 2, 2022

human pig shit

Someone who is lower than your average lowlife
- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?

- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit
human pig shit by Brammo September 13, 2006

japanese pig shit 

An acrostic used in the UK for the cheap and nasty JPS Cigarettes (straights/civvies/tailormades etc.).
"You got a straight?"
"Yeah, only japanese pig shit though."
"Screw that, they're grim, I'll have a rollie."