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pierogie 

jesus.

if jesus was stuffed with molten lava and tasted delicious when fried with onions.
person 1: man i'm really hungry
person 2: try this
person 1: it smells like happiness and angel giggles what is it
person 2: it's a pierogie
person 1: a what
person 2: it's jesus
person 1: HOLY FUCK IT'S STICKING TO MY GUMS THIS SHIT BURNS
person 2: just let it happen
pierogie by elektron October 26, 2012
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pierogie 

The yummiest food on earth. It's a Polish dish made from potato (cooked in some manner and mixed with whatever you like) wrapped in a wheat shell. Much like a ravioli or empanadilla, but oh so much better!
Mom, can we have pierogies and kielbasa for dinner?
pierogie by Van Pierce August 9, 2003

pierogie 

the Polish "raviolli"(thats the italian name for it) alot of Americans think that it's made with mainly potato stuffing. but to tell you the truth, only a dumbass would put potato in a potato based dough. Polish people from or in Poland make our pierogies with either sourkraut, meat, mushrooms, strawberries (with a sourcream mixed w/ sugar sauce) and other fillings like this. when you eat pierogie, don't eat it with potatoes.
mom made strawberry pierogie for dessert.
pierogie by the real Polish kid November 10, 2006

goati pierogie 

a game of orange gone terribly terribly wrong.

a hot night club featuring the pierogie pimp in a bright green zoot suit.

a combination of crazy and just plain wrong.
just ask Caroline and Deanna.
goati pierogie by God Squad November 15, 2003
An amazing Polish/Slovik dish. Basically a Raviolli filled with potato,cheese,or any other assortment of fillings. Also it is usually boiled in water then fried in butter to taste extra awsome.
Chris : "Damn I could really go for some of my grandmas pierogis right about now"
pierogi by Ziggo May 21, 2009

frozen pierogi 

When a Polish person misplaces their gag ball or bite stick and uses the only thing they can find in the freezer. Commonly used by gay pollocks during anal sex with large pieces of household appliances.
Tim wanted to play toaster oven anal pullout again but he swallowed the gag ball the last time they played. He suggested we could use a Frozen Pierogi. So John hit the freezer and tied some string to a pierogi. Not only did it do the trick but Tim had a delicious polish snack.

perogie flaps 

that mans perogie flaps where flapping in the wind.
perogie flaps by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008