pienist 

Someone who pretends that they know how to play piano and knows all, but they actually don't.

Don't be such a pienist man, you don't even know how to read a score.

pienist by Ohcha March 28, 2016

Pienist 

The art of playing the piano with your penis.

That man is not only a pianist but he is also quit the pienist.

Pienist by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

pianist

Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.

The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.

pianist by cygnusx1 January 1, 2009

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008