piede

Piede it's such a rare animal.
If you call him and he doesn't replay,don't worry,he's probably busy getting his bitches railed.
A sex god with a massive penis

Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...

by piedinopipino November 21, 2021

piede

Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...

animal.
If you call him and he doesn't replay,don't worry,he's probably busy getting his bitches railed.
A sex god with a massive penis

Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...

by piedinopipino November 21, 2021

piede

Piede Is the ultimate sex master.
He's an homosexual crazy bastard,once you see him,there's no way your gonna stay dry
He didn't reply to his phone?Don't worry,he's probably too busy railing his bitches.
He also fucked your mom and dog.

Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...

by piedinopipino November 21, 2021

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

Piece of cake(Mak)

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

rat piece of shit

A person who comes across as a nice guy, but is really a two-faced asshole.

Q: Is it nerve-wracking for you to do something like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

A: It's more nerve-wracking to be here talking to a rat piece of shit like you.

Phrase coined by former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, in a Toronto television interview on Sept.10/14

by ironmike January 14, 2015

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019