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Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...

animal.
If you call him and he doesn't replay,don't worry,he's probably busy getting his bitches railed.
A sex god with a massive penis
Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...
piede by piedinopipino November 21, 2021
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Piede Is the ultimate sex master.
He's an homosexual crazy bastard,once you see him,there's no way your gonna stay dry
He didn't reply to his phone?Don't worry,he's probably too busy railing his bitches.
He also fucked your mom and dog.
Person 1: what's wrong?
Person 2: My girlfriend cheated on me...
Person 1: Omg I'm so sorry
Person 2: it's alright..It was Piede...that sexy bastard...
piede by piedinopipino November 21, 2021

piece of patch 

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

Piece of cake(Mak) 

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.
Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)
Piece of cake(Mak) by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

rat piece of shit 

A person who comes across as a nice guy, but is really a two-faced asshole.
Q: Is it nerve-wracking for you to do something like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

A: It's more nerve-wracking to be here talking to a rat piece of shit like you.

Phrase coined by former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, in a Toronto television interview on Sept.10/14
rat piece of shit by ironmike January 14, 2015
A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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