piddly dink

When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.

Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!

piddly dink by senior el binko January 11, 2008

piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Piddlywink 

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

Piddlywink by wanowa November 24, 2013

piddlywink 

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot

"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."

piddlywink by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

piddlywink 

basically your penis.

"braydon had a big piddlywink"

piddlywink by braydonut April 5, 2015

Piddlydonkin

Fucking around, procrastinating , stalling

Why are you piddlydonkin with the paperwork for the attorneys?

Piddlydonkin by ThatBitchE October 13, 2021

Piddlywinkle 

Someone who disrespects Brits and makes fun of their accent

Girl: Did you hear Sarah making fun of Max's British accent?
Boy: Yeah, she's such a (piddlywinkle)

Piddlywinkle by EudBeau March 10, 2022