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PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.
I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.
PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.
"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"
piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Piddlywink 

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.
Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!
Piddlywink by wanowa November 24, 2013

piddlywink 

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot
"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."
piddlywink by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Piddywickles and Chonkers 

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.
I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

Paddywinkle 

“You deserve a good Paddywinkle for what you did!”