A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot
"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."
A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.
Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The LondonSilly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.