Piddlywink 

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

Piddlywink by wanowa November 24, 2013

piddlywink 

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot

"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."

piddlywink by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

piddlywink 

basically your penis.

"braydon had a big piddlywink"

piddlywink by braydonut April 5, 2015

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007