piddly

Useless, inconsequential, or weak.

"Pfft, I doubt he can hurt me with that piddly little butter knife of his."

by The Lost Skeleton August 12, 2005

Piddly-ass

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull

I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.

by mstr August 14, 2009

piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

Piddly Winks

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.

Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"

by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009

piddly dink

When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.

Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!

by senior el binko January 11, 2008

piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"

by liglaughlove March 25, 2022