piddly

"Pfft, I doubt he can hurt me with that piddly little butter knife of his."
by The Lost Skeleton August 12, 2005
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Piddly-ass

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull
I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
by mstr August 14, 2009
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Piddly Winks

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.
Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"
by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009
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piddly dink

When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.
Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!
by senior el binko January 11, 2008
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piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet
"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"
by liglaughlove March 25, 2022
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piddly shit

she made a big deal that it was raining out so I said piddly shit its just drizzling out!!
by pageturner151 February 24, 2015
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Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.
"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!
by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008
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