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pickle dink

When a male has sex with a female that hasnt washed her vagina in a month and is overly covered in hair. The male then sticks his penis in her butt and leaves it there for several days as it pickles after passing out from dinking too much alcohol.
tomas: hey wanna party?
hippy girl: ya sure

they proceed to party without sleep for three days and end up in bed at the end of their partying.

tomas: oh your so hot lets have sex i think i can still get it up.
hippy girl: ok lets

1 hour later

tomas: i cant ejaculate but i might be able to if i enter your Buttocks.
hippy girl: ok

they continue until they both pass out for several days with his penis left inside her Buttocks.
his penis then pickles inside her.

tomas now has pickle dink.
pickle dink by greg the kid January 1, 2008
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Pickled Dinky 

Pickled Dinky, A penis that is cut off and put into a jar hence the word 'pickled dinky'
"Holy fuck! Jaharie has a pickled dinky!"

Jaharie your an abortion
Pickled Dinky by PickledDinky.org August 17, 2021

Pinkle Dinkle 

To have oddly coloured genitals
Have you heard about Jonny? He has a pinkle dinkle
Pinkle Dinkle by scorpio69 October 20, 2009

pickleding

a joke for when someone doesn't tell you your middle name...
him: whats your middle name?
her: i'm not telling you
him: then it'll be pickleding

pickledicklia 

The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.
Man...jogging that 3 miles gave me a bad case of Pickledicklia!
pickledicklia by corey forrester January 14, 2008

pickledick 

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.
Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?
pickledick by yuhknowhoitis April 9, 2009

pickledick 

A pickle resembling a dick. Being in Kosher-man like fashion.
That pickledick is partying hard.
pickledick by Raglios April 6, 2003