a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”
pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”
normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”
A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.
Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."
Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.
Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've nevereven sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.