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pick me bitch

a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”
pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”

normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”
pick me bitch by anti misogynist February 14, 2025

Pick-Me-Bitch 

A woman who wants male approval. Who usually blames you for her guy looking at you or courting you
This other Pick-mE-bitch told me to wear a longer skirt because her man was looking at me
Pick-Me-Bitch by Sheisyema July 21, 2021

Pick me ass bitch 

A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.
Woman: *lives her best life*

Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."
Pick me ass bitch by Lroca February 9, 2020

Pick me ass bitch 

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others
"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
Pick me ass bitch by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018

Pick me ass bitch. 

Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.
Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.

Pick Me Ass Bitch 

"A woman who supports the patriarchy because they benefit from it personally"
Whore that I am, Athena and Hera were such pick me ass bitches. I bet they wouldn't want to open Hidden Arsenal in a progression series.
Pick Me Ass Bitch by Leo Voltara September 7, 2021
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Oblication 

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