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Sex recipe

Warning: Raw brats like raw tacos are dangerous and can cause extreme mental health and physical disease cook well.

How to cook tacos
Step 1: fry the woman till “well done”
Step 2: assemble toppings or a plan ie. ride, apartment, drinks, etc.

Step 3: eat pussy out proceed to cook the brat.

Recipe for How to cook Brats

Step 1: use condom for raw brats
Step 2: insert brats into vagina

Step 3: fuck for 30mins-60mins until you get a “well done”.
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