picassoed 

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

picassoed by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.

Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!

carpet Picasso by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

picasso tits 

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

picasso tits by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

picasso underpants 

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

picasso underpants by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

Angry Picasso 

When you are getting a blowjob and you are about to jizz you pull out of her mouth and dick slap here in the face and the jizz creates and abstract looking picture on her face.

Stephanie was loving giving a blowjob last night till I gave her an Angry Picasso. She was angry after

Angry Picasso by Sadieisonfire April 1, 2011