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piano man 

A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.
The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.
piano man by SalientAlien September 5, 2005
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Piano Man 

A Nic-Name For The GREATEST Singer/Songwriter Ever Billy Joel
Billy Joel is well know by meny of his fans as (The) Piano Man.
Piano Man by Billy Joel Fan January 20, 2005

Piano Man 

The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
Piano Man by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021

piano man 

Piano Man ain't about Long Island faggots!!!!!
It's about L.A. you stupid conservative wannabe-Bronxite assholes!!!!
piano man by Rizzoto January 6, 2005

The Piano Man 

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!
The Piano Man by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008

poor man's piano 

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.
For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.
A nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on the piano who despite his weirdness is capable of bringing men to tears and women to orgasm through his playing. Derived from the the Billy Joel song of the same name.
Guy: Who invited that weirdo?
Girl: It's cool. It's just pianoman.
Guy: sweet. Hey man do you know how to play (insert song title) ?
pianoman by Pianoman102283 March 30, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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