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cathopathic physician
A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018
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A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.
Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”
Mastering Physics by Victim of mastering physics February 24, 2019