phroning 

The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".

Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
Beatle: Guess you'll have to Skype...

phroning by Dark Horse Rider October 10, 2013

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Proning

Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..

Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing

Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

phoning the czar by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning 

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

Drunk Phoning by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

phoney phoning 

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

phoney phoning by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008

Phoning It In 

To perform the task with very little effort.

Another episode where Alastor defeats Sir Pentious with hentai dad joke?. Sounds like the writers are phoning it in again.

Phoning It In by The Talking Brony March 29, 2020