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Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.
Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.
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Photostickers 

A "Photo Portrait" store located in Garden, Grove California. That place is infested with super cool female (mainly viet) asians of the age, 9-20. Usually Pre-Teens. A rarity, caucasions or hispanics. Full of korean music, and japanese SO KAWAII things. Hello Kitty, Mashimoro, Kuromi, etcetc. It's so bright, you could see it from a mile away. I pity the (asian noodle) Pho store next to it. IT's ignored. It costs 9$ and you get to choose from 8 booths to take pictures in! And in the end, you get tiny strips of photos, about the size of your thumb. There's a decoration center so you could decorate your picture too :D. You could add sparkles and flowers!! How KAWAII >w< . In the end, a big money waster but at least you'll get to cherish the memories! (oh yeah, and no airconditioning, while you're stuck with a group of 5 in a cramp booth) >:D Oh, and there's little wig props too, which reek of lice. AND THERE'S ONLY 1 EMPLOYEE, THAT ONE GUY WITH GLASSES, probably chinese that laminates your photostickers! Just 1 dollar more! WOOOT!
Photostickerer: Let's go to photostickers!
Me: That's a waste of 9 bucks and time.

Photostickerer: At least they have kawaii~ things :) like Boys over Flowers!! Let's do AZN POSES. -pout-
Me: -groan-

Photosatanicism 

A cult based religious belief that every living thing can absorb evil powers through sun light. The word is contrived from photosynthesis and satanism. The photosatanicism reasoning for this belief was baised on that satan was the son of light, therefore light must convey an evil influence on life. The cult believes that by exposing themselfs to the sun in large doses they can obtain mystic evil powers. This cult was formed in Tucson Arizona by a group of student who found belief in the book The satanic bible writen by Anton LaVey and who had alot of free time to sit around in the sun.
satanic sunbathers may believe in Photosatanicism.
Photosatanicism by tom ramsey November 2, 2006

photoseptic 

When a relatively good-looking person looks like shit in photo after photo.
Get that camera outta my face...you bitches just want me in the picture because you know I'm photoseptic!
photoseptic by tpoo July 16, 2010

Protostatic 

a trend, a state of mind when people want to be origonal. They are different from everybody else without becoming antisocial.

origonal and artistic minded, but not trying to bring a label upon themselves or other people.
On the first day of high school, Henry hung out with the preps. The second day, he hung out with the emos. Then on the third day he got tired of trying to fit in and decided to become protostatic. That way he could be friends with anyone he wished and still be secure inside.
Protostatic by produce.the.art November 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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