phorted

when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".

"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"

by James Bryant December 29, 2004

Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010

ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.

Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.

by Vr30 king August 14, 2022

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

Pharted

female version of a fart that comes from a private area. Its know has farted with a PH.

Ewww, that girl just walked past me and pharted with a PH

by Amadorable January 20, 2012