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When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.
Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.
Ported by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010
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ported stocks 

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.
Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.
ported stocks by Vr30 king August 14, 2022

have plorted 

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.
"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."
have plorted by The Hawk! August 28, 2016
female version of a fart that comes from a private area. Its know has farted with a PH.
Ewww, that girl just walked past me and pharted with a PH
Pharted by Amadorable January 20, 2012

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026