phonectual

Liking or being able to read and use words and sentences in every day life.

Eric Belsky does not like to read because he is not phonectual.

by smalldickballa September 14, 2009

jewish phonecall

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.

"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."

by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006

Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019

turkish phonecall

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.

"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"

by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009

Phonecallable

Not worthy of a phone call

He is not phonecallable (phone-call-able), I got other people I need to call.

by Island gyal bubbles December 4, 2019