phone tex

The conveyance of dirty messages through texting for the purpose of arousing you and the sender.

"that phone tex gave my thumbs a hard-on."

by VonDoom February 25, 2008

PHONE TEXT

The act of having sex via text messaging

"oh man, this girl I met last night keeps phone texting me"

by Bob Fermin January 21, 2008

Texas Flip-phone

A sandwich with dog poop in it.

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned Texas Flip-phone."

by Brick Sprickley January 17, 2009

text my phone

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)

Hey! Text my phone!

by sparklydiamond August 17, 2017

Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich

Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone

by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021

Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018