Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich

Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone

by Supermaniacjoey44 March 09, 2021

The R-Word

Used to refer to the word “Retard” by certain groups who believe it is offensive to disabled people, because it was a medical term for people with intellectual disabilities and is now commonly used as an insult, which means “a stupid or foolish person, which is ironic because people in this group still often use words like “idiot”, “moron”, and “imbecile” which also used to be medical terms, but have since acquired a new definition.

Tim: You’re so retarded, Dan
Dan: Hey! Don’t use the R-word, idiot
Tim: Why is idiot ok but retard isn’t?
Dan: Uhhhhhhh…..

by Supermaniacjoey44 February 21, 2024

spugizakom

Pronounced “Spoo-Jizz-A-Cum”, it is a popular artificial sweetener from the Czech Republic. It can be used to make muffins.

Person 1: These are delicious, what’s the secret ingredient?
Person 2: Spugizakom
Person 1: *spits* EWWWWE
Person 2: What? OOHHH YOU THOUGHT-

by Supermaniacjoey44 January 01, 2024

Georgia Samsonite

A trash bag that is used to carry belongings instead of a suitcase. Usually used by broke college students who can’t afford a suitcase.

Damn, look at Joe’s poor ass hauling around that Georgia Samsonite

by Supermaniacjoey44 October 09, 2023

what da

Pronounced “Wut Duh” An expression that is not the same as “what the-“. What da is used to convey that what the other person said was stupid.

Person 1: I think that pineapple belongs on pizza

Person 2: What da

by Supermaniacjoey44 November 24, 2020