Phlegmy

That act of giving oral sex while being sick.

Bro, my chick has been sick as fuck lately but I got the dopest phlegmy last night. Straight up lady and the tramp status too, little phlegm stuck to my dick from the back of her throat.

by leavelucktoheaven December 10, 2022

mcdonalds phlegm

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

Phlegmphibian

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.

My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

phlegmboyant

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is

*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!

by Cory Angen May 15, 2007

bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')

trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm

by brewlio May 11, 2007

Phlegma

A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.

a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"

by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011

phlegmatic

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic

Emily Page is phlegmatic

by don't hate me cos you ain't me April 28, 2009