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Dick skin that is rotten and ranchy
SHUT UP PHLEB”
phleb by Dinosaur Cock May 4, 2018
Words you can keep
phallic hub enormous big (the l is silent)
used to tell someone they're fucking stupid and cant spell while also calling them a pleb
this chud is such a phleb i want to kill him and steal his car
phleb by squared _______ March 9, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers

my depression buddy when i’m depressed and i need some music to listen to
“Dude I’m sad as hell. Time to listen to Phoebe Bridgers to numb the pain.”

Phoebe Bridgers

Musical artist known for her albums “punisher” and “stranger in the alps”. Also has album called boy genius with Julien Baker and Lucy Dacus. She is really hot. She wears skeleton outfits a lot. I love Phoebe Bridgers and so should you
“I’m going to listen to funeral by Phoebe Bridgers and cry”
“Waiting room is my favorite Phoebe Bridgers song”
Phoebe Bridgers by Bfndndndbdbdb1 October 18, 2021

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!
A girl with big dreams and a big heart. She's always right, and if she isn't then she'll pretend to be! She is sweet, and kind, and ultimately very attractive. She will be loyal to the end, as long as you don't tell her what to do. Then she'll be your worst nightmare.
Alex: I went out with Phoebe today!
Josh: Lucky you! I can't believe I lost her!

Phlegmphibian 

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.
My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...
Phlegmphibian by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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