philosoph-aw 

Philosoph-aw (noun)
A philosophy that considers taking words with common "E" endings and trading them with an "Aw" ending. Par example: the word "biology" (if used in philosoph-aw) will now be pronounced "biologaw". Usually one emphasizes the "aw" ending for dramatic effect.

Paul: So, what class do you have now?
Tom: Well, fourth period, I haz BiologAW.
Paul: Hmm, anyone I know in that class?
Tom: Yesm. Michael, and BrittnAW.
Paul: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Tom: Dude, it's my new philosoph-aw, look it up on urbandictionary.com, you whore.
Paul: Oh. Sounds good. Michael's a douche. We'll hangballs later.

philosoph-aw by tom-paul June 29, 2008

philosophaded

The point of being so high, you talk about philosophical subject matter.

philosophaded: *Hits blunt*
"if I hit myself and it hurts, am I considered weak or strong?"

philosophaded by To educate the faded January 6, 2017

Philosophal 

Though it is an incorrect spelling of Philosophical, it is a better spelling of the word.

Yo bro, you want to have a philosophal conversation?

Philosophal by Smart In My Own Way August 20, 2019

philosophagus 

When someone is philosophical ad nauseam.

That's really deep. How philosophagus of you.

philosophagus by Lisa Jayne May 11, 2010

Philosophartist 

A Philosopher and Artist. Philosophartists are artists who put an over-philosophical meaning to justify a horrible and/or pointless piece of artwork.

Francois was showing a piece he completed at the museum of modern art. The work was a 4'x9' blank canvas painted a single shade of grey. A patron saw this piece and asked what it was, Francois answered that it served as a metaphor for the emptiness of a museum, that he believed that other than the artwork on the walls; museums were empty cold places which served no justice to beautiful pieces of artwork. Thus, Francois was a Philosophartist.

Philosophartist by P.L.B. October 22, 2012

philosophagus 

When you are horny and really want a blowjob.

When you just want to fuck a mouth.

When your dick couldnt be an deeper in her mouth

You feel philosophagus.

We were sitting on the couch doing some Netflix and chill when I got all philosophagus.

philosophagus by Phil Esophagus February 4, 2018