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Philapotamago 

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.
"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."
Philapotamago by bartender January 1, 2005

philapotamus 

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus
that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus
philapotamus by Fishman January 18, 2005

philaphile 

Someone who is not from Philadelphia but greatly admires its culture, history, sports teams and spirit of its people.
I cheer for the Eagles during football season, but I'm not from Philadelphia. My friend says that I'm a philaphile!
philaphile by PLEinCA December 30, 2013

philaphiliac 

a person or creature that is addicted to intercourse with people who have the name 'Phil'. Serious addiction can lead to a complete breakdown of personality and/or and sense of etiquette.
If someone, a friend say, is on their third, fourth or even fifth 'Phil' in succession they would be known as a Philaphiliac. It is debatable whether one achieves the status of 'Philophiliac' after only having a singular 'Phil'.
philaphiliac by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

philapitrated 

To not make sense. To philapitrate.
James is quite philapitrated today.

philapino four way 

Two philapino men banging in front of a mirror
Ethan: “Where’s Lorenzo and Nathan tonight? “
Me: “They’re probably at home having a philapino four way”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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