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Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating
Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming
Plumming by Clitflab July 9, 2019
Words you can keep
The word your friend uses when they don't know how to correctly spell plumbing.
I'm helping my grandparents with their plumming.
plumming by TitaniumToaster September 15, 2016
That thing when you and your bros go out to a plum farm and see how many you can fit up each others booty holes.
"Dude me and mah boy Kaz totally went plumming. He got like 12 up there dude, shit was crazy."
Plumming by Jaernold October 15, 2019
“pick me” but solely lesbians. self sufficient behavior / independent acts. not to be confused with queer baiting because it’s actually queer !!!
“claire you’re totally plumming rn by opening that jar in front of that hot girl”

ur being such a plum!”
plumming by vampygirl69 June 8, 2022

Plumming one out 

When you jerk off in class while watching hentai and get caught
YOOOO LOOK KEVIN IS PLUMMING ONE OUT

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Hedge Plumbing 

Cunnilingus after space docking
He was into hedge plumbing after space docking
Hedge Plumbing by Shnoodle69 June 17, 2016
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