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Phrenologist 

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.
So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?
Phrenologist by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Parent who try to be like his children's friend.
Dad, did you call to my headteacher?
For shizzle, my nizzle!
Don't try to be a peerent, please...
peerent by MrRysiu October 6, 2009

phreenomenal 

J: I really hate cupcakes. They're so 2008. I'm over them.

C: But Sandy just brought some in and they're phreenomenal!

J: Oh God, I love cupcakes!
phreenomenal by Mxxn April 13, 2010
To obsess over something or someone..
" He kissed my navel so swell, he had me pheenin all week.."
pheenin by Anonymous September 3, 2003

perennial personality 

A person who likes to do the same things year after year.
I set up a “LOVE YA TABLE” in my kitchen on Valentine’s Day. I plant my annual flowers and vegetables in the spring. I decorate my house for Halloween. I carve a pumpkin and give out yummy treats. In November, I put my garden to bed for the winter. Then I ski as much as I can all winter, right into April. I have a perennial personality as I do the same thing year after year after year.
A person you have a relationship with only through your phone.
Sydney and Matt are phrends who text each other daily, but have never met IRL.
phrend by FlySox September 15, 2016