Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.
(commonly mistaken as Fernando)
"heym8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."
The annoying, egotistical act of being overly verbal concerning unimportant details and being completely unaware of the details complete worthlessness.
The boss's wife's pervanduncity in the office has led to many acts of self-mutilation and crazed rage among the staff.