phrend 

A person you have a relationship with only through your phone.

Sydney and Matt are phrends who text each other daily, but have never met IRL.

phrend by FlySox September 15, 2016

Phrenologist 

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

Phrenologist by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

prendeville 

To do a prendeville. To have a sly wank on a plane in your seat and to blame it on painkillers and booze

I was on a flight and this fella next to me was doing a right old prendeville in his pants. The dirty fecker!

prendeville by corklanger November 4, 2010

Sean Prendergast 

A person who abuses drugs all day and is a huge pothead that drinks while playing Gears of War 3. This kid has a lot of issues and he loves to drink.

Yo that kid is such a Sean Prendergast.

Sean Prendergast by Frogfrog2222 September 25, 2011

Prendido 

really wired off coke

maan me n gus got a 20 of dat scama and were all prendido!

Prendido by spykes March 14, 2009

prendle 

To request something on the condition that it causes no inconvenience to someone else.

A: "Could I prendle your pizza crust please?"
B: "Sure! I'm full—I was just about to throw it away."

prendle by Zucchinipi January 6, 2018

Phrenophilia 

A sexual fetish for the touching of people's heads-- especially bald heads.

Photographers have extensive evidence of the President's phrenophilia in many photos where he touches people's heads.

Phrenophilia by Iandb1 April 15, 2005