Fanfiction based entirely around the youtubers danisnotonfire and amazingphil. Yes they do know about it, and Dan apparently finds it hilarious and harmless...
Jenny- "So what are you up to?"
Laura- "Oh, just reading some phanfiction where Dan gets hit by a bus and loses his memory, so Phil has to help him get it back."
Jenny- "OMG FEELS!"
That moment of sheer terror when you realize your phone is missing or broken beyond repair. Usually occurs in your workplace or in public. you begin to hyperventilate and your eyes are literally popping out of your head looking in every direction at the same time.
When she got up from her bleacher seat to get another beer, she went into a full blown phanic until she realized it was in her back pocket.
The meaning of natorious phanfictions is the collective of a group of -story's- backing themselves around the lives of YouTube personalities Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) and PHIL Lester (AmazingPhil).
This collection is vast but a few of these Phanfics are:
- The hat fic
- The cherry fic
- The skin fic
- The Chair fic
Tim: Hey did you read one of those natorious phanfictions I told you about with the snake?
Bob: Man what is wrong with you! that was the sickest thing I've ever read.
The sense of panic created by the suspected loss of one'sphone, prompting the frisking of one's own body in a frantic attempt to locate said phone. Particularly common amongst men wearing cargo shorts with too many pockets.
"Dude, I was out last night having a great time until I had this massive phanic attack. I checked all eleven of my shorts pockets, until I realised it was on the table in front of me!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.