petlock 

When pets are lying on you such that you cannot move. An individual might be catted (i.e. immobilized by a purring cat in the lap) or dogged (immobilized by a dog napping in your lap), but if a cat and dog conspire together to BOTH nap on your lap, then you are petlocked

I really needed to go to bed, but the cat was napping in my lap and the dog had his head in my lap too. If I moved I would have woken both of them! I stayed up way too late because they totally had me petlocked to the sofa.

petlock by Saxifrages November 24, 2021

putlocker 

a dodgy website for watching shit movies before they come out.

'dude u seen straight outta compton yet'
'nah waiting to pick up my dvd'
'bruh putlocker that shit'

putlocker by The Rozzer October 21, 2015

Putlocker 

Where 93% of the worlds people go to watch illegally streamed movies,

Friend:Want to watch the notebook on netflix?

Other friend:Whats netflix? Just putlocker it

Friend:Is that legal?

Other friend:Nope

Friend:Seems legit

Putlocker by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt November 16, 2016

Putlocker and chill

When you want to Netflix and chill with someone, but are too poor to afford Netflix and have to use the free, completely legal option of Putlocker.

'Are you and Eleanor a thing then?'
'Yeah, we're gonna putlocker and chill tonight'

Putlocker and chill by TopKek420 November 1, 2015

Putlocker And Chill

Twice as struggle as netflix and chill but free, easy, and no monthly payments (except for the plan b)

Hey gurl wanna putlocker and chill?

Putlocker And Chill by Chipwitley March 28, 2016

putlocker and chill

What you must resort to if you're too much of a poorcunt to afford a Netflix thing. Not recommended to use around gold diggers.

You: Come over for putlocker and chill, bae?
Her: da fuq? just buy Netflix you cheap cunt.

putlocker and chill by Shaun, look, a circle! October 11, 2015

Petlick 

PURE AWESOME. Nothing to do with licking pets, but it has EVERYTHING to do with being AWESOME. See (DFTBA)

That was SOO PETLICK!

Petlick by TCK Green September 30, 2011