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When pets are lying on you such that you cannot move. An individual might be catted (i.e. immobilized by a purring cat in the lap) or dogged (immobilized by a dog napping in your lap), but if a cat and dog conspire together to BOTH nap on your lap, then you are petlocked

I really needed to go to bed, but the cat was napping in my lap and the dog had his head in my lap too. If I moved I would have woken both of them! I stayed up way too late because they totally had me petlocked to the sofa.

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putlocker

a dodgy website for watching shit movies before they come out.

'dude u seen straight outta compton yet'
'nah waiting to pick up my dvd'
'bruh putlocker that shit'

putlocker by The Rozzer October 21, 2015

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Putlocker

Where 93% of the worlds people go to watch illegally streamed movies,

Friend:Want to watch the notebook on netflix?

Other friend:Whats netflix? Just putlocker it

Friend:Is that legal?

Other friend:Nope

Friend:Seems legit

Putlocker by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt November 16, 2016

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Putlocker and chill

When you want to Netflix and chill with someone, but are too poor to afford Netflix and have to use the free, completely legal option of Putlocker.

'Are you and Eleanor a thing then?'
'Yeah, we're gonna putlocker and chill tonight'

Putlocker and chill by TopKek420 November 1, 2015

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Putlocker And Chill

Twice as struggle as netflix and chill but free, easy, and no monthly payments (except for the plan b)

Hey gurl wanna putlocker and chill?

Putlocker And Chill by Chipwitley March 28, 2016

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putlocker and chill

What you must resort to if you're too much of a poorcunt to afford a Netflix thing. Not recommended to use around gold diggers.

You: Come over for putlocker and chill, bae?
Her: da fuq? just buy Netflix you cheap cunt.

putlocker and chill by Shaun, look, a circle! October 11, 2015

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Petlick

PURE AWESOME. Nothing to do with licking pets, but it has EVERYTHING to do with being AWESOME. See (DFTBA)

That was SOO PETLICK!

Petlick by TCK Green September 30, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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