petey pipe 

A clear hollow device that has a bulb with a hole- (commonly referred to as a carborator)-in it at one end and a connecting tube that extends outward from it, and is commonly used for the smoking of methamphetamines.

Hey George, load up the petey pipe with some of that ice.

petey pipe by Daryl Moore September 15, 2006

Peter Pipe 

The male version of a queef where the gas exits through the head of a penis

It smells stank in here, did you Peter Pipe

Peter Pipe by Cpt. Koch January 31, 2016

peter pipe head 

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

peter pipe head by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

Crack Pipe Pete 

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

Crack Pipe Pete by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Peter Piper 

picked a peck of pickled

pink pajamas (Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas)

Peter Piper by CCNeb November 29, 2021

Peter Piper 

A tongue twister that is great to use before going on stage.

Also, apparently something from doctor who that somehow I missed.

Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers.
Try saying that 10 times fast.

Peter Piper by WhenEarthSavesTheDay June 1, 2017