during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"

peter cottontail by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008

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peter-cottontail

Verb - The act of stretching a woman's anal cavity to the point where you can drop your balls inside and have her anal cavity appear to suck them in and then close with your balls cozy inside.

I'm going to peter-cottontail my bitch of a girlfriend tonight!

peter-cottontail by Gonz!!! April 23, 2009

Peter Cottontail

When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.

My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen

Peter Cottontail by BMScircus October 23, 2019

Peter cottontail

When two men are having anal sex and another stands behind them and ejaculates on the back of ones head resembling a cottontail

Two men lying naked on a bed.

Tim: Dudeson, what happened last night?
Cameron: Brosky did we...?
Tim and cameron: nah fuck that!

third man comes out of the closet.

Josh: that was one great peter cottontail!

Peter cottontail by Gay4776891234 June 28, 2010

peter cottontail

An unwashed, glue-stained johnson, that is, a member of the male genetalia.

Dear God, its been weeks since I washed. I've got peter cottontail.

peter cottontail by Maverick461 July 4, 2006

Peter Cottontail

The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.

I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.

Peter Cottontail by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026