1)Manthan: Tu Engi ke lie ruk rha
hai?
Faisal: Nahi be, bahut peshaab hota
hai.
2)
Teacher trying to explain a concept in class of which he has no knowledge. Student: "Behenchod, ye saala kya peshaab pila rha hai?"
3) Bond: Abe Golu, tere to do-do paper chap gye be. Ab to treat de madar.
Golu: Lauda treat! Agar us chutie reviewer me peshaab filter na ho to meri galti hai kya?