OrangUtanUK's definitions

goof

The moments of ecstasy and loss of self-control leading up to an orgasm. The corresponding stupid look on your face.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

lemon point

Just before orgasm, when you get a sharp feeling, and your face looks like you're sucking a lemon.
See also goof.

You should see him goof when he's at the lemon point!

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Harry Bush

American gay cartoonist, whose era spanned the 1960's until his death from emphysema in 1994.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

MMF

A threesome involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom:
(1) the woman in the middle;
(2) one of the men in the middle;
(3) everyone has sex with both the others.

Thanks to Lara, I managed to get Toby into bed on Saturday; he went for an MMF.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

threesome

Three people having sex together. One person may be in the middle, or everyone can have sex with everyone else. A threesome can take several forms:
(1) FFF
(2) MMM
(3) MMF
(4) MFF
but some level of kinkiness is inevitable.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003