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Three people having sex together. One person may be in the middle, or everyone can have sex with everyone else. A threesome can take several forms:
(1) FFF
(2) MMM
(3) MMF
(4) MFF
but some level of kinkiness is inevitable.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

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MMF
A threesome involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom:
(1) the woman in the middle;
(2) one of the men in the middle;
(3) everyone has sex with both the others.
Thanks to Lara, I managed to get Toby into bed on Saturday; he went for an MMF.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

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A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes.
Also known as a fuse, garden path, or goatee.
I love the feel of a guy's treasure trail on the back of my knuckles.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

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A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.
Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

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In Graceo-Roman tradition, a boy kept for sexual purposes.
Informally, a younger male lover.
I picked up Ben from the college bar, and he stayed with me as my catamite until he graduated.
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A form of relationship involving more than two people. The relationships may be symmetrical (like a triangle), or something more complex. The relationships may also be open or closed, straight or gay, or a mixture.
A purely heterosexual form of polyamorous marriage was once practiced among the Tibetans: each man had many wives, and each woman had many husbands. This raises the possible of your brother also being your husband-in-law-in-law.
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A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.
When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

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