15 definitions by OrangUtanUK

Fuse

Another name for a treasure trail.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

gissom

Semen.
Usually spelt jism.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

belly button

The interesting orifice in your belly.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.

I had to take my tongue out of his belly button, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

lemon point

Just before orgasm, when you get a sharp feeling, and your face looks like you're sucking a lemon.
See also goof.

You should see him goof when he's at the lemon point!

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003