OrangUtanUK's definitions

MMF

A threesome involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom:
(1) the woman in the middle;
(2) one of the men in the middle;
(3) everyone has sex with both the others.

Thanks to Lara, I managed to get Toby into bed on Saturday; he went for an MMF.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

perversity

American mis-spelling of perversion.
Perversity actually means "stubborn awkwardness".

I offered her a ride in my car, but she perversely decided to walk.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

polyamory

A form of relationship involving more than two people. The relationships may be symmetrical (like a triangle), or something more complex. The relationships may also be open or closed, straight or gay, or a mixture.
A purely heterosexual form of polyamorous marriage was once practiced among the Tibetans: each man had many wives, and each woman had many husbands. This raises the possible of your brother also being your husband-in-law-in-law.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Harry Bush

American gay cartoonist, whose era spanned the 1960's until his death from emphysema in 1994.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

threesome

Three people having sex together. One person may be in the middle, or everyone can have sex with everyone else. A threesome can take several forms:
(1) FFF
(2) MMM
(3) MMF
(4) MFF
but some level of kinkiness is inevitable.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Fuse

Another name for a treasure trail.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003