pervosity

levels of being a pervert

Anita: I'm a perv.
Liam: I'm a bigger perv.
Anita: Well, let's say we have equal in pervosity.

by bluebunny1205 May 7, 2018

Pervinity

When a person makes you lose your innocence and you start to be perverted.

Nicki made Robert lose his pervinity, now Robert won't stop talking about sexual activities.

by TheSexPredator August 28, 2010

puriosity

A combination of 'pure' and 'curiosity' that is shorter than saying "pure curiosity".

John: Hey Mark, out of puriosity, how much money do valegrams cost at our school?
Mark: Oh, they're .50C each!
John: Great, thanks Mark!

by TheRealDaddyO5 February 9, 2019

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

pervousity

The act or state of interpreting words or phrases in a perverted way.

When he said, "That's what she said," it was a major act of pervousity.

by sophiexxlou April 2, 2010

pervocity

Tasteful pervertedness with respect to strong sexual attraction and desire. Especially under the influence of alcohol, a person's or couple's levels of pervocity are increased at a rapid rate which usually leads to putting on what's called a "show." Most often in a public place or setting, this show may or may not offend the innocent bystanders who the couple seems to be oblivious and indifferent to.

Our levels of pervocity were so high we had to pull over on the side of the road just to fuck in the backseat.

by missymanila June 15, 2010

Piriosity

When someone is radically curious about the number π, hoping to experience some aha’s once in a while, when she reveals some juicy little theorems or lemmas about her.

The potential extinction of piriosity among math educators in MAGA states is an emergency, which is compounded by politicians’ own agenda to ban “woke math”
curriculums aimed at pacifying voters who want a watered-down version of Common Core Math or Singapore Math.

by Covido November 19, 2022