A young child who is witness to and or propagates inappropriate-for-age, yet humorous, situations or comments of a sexual and/or perverted nature--most generally unwittingly.
Refers to fictitious 7 yr-old character in TwitterBones/Twones fanfic, @ParkerBooth, who is NOT affiliated with Fox and/or Bones TV show.
Did you see the little pervker ask his daddy to show him how to make his pants go "bump" in the front?
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.