A young child who is witness to and or propagates inappropriate-for-age, yet humorous, situations or comments of a sexual and/or perverted nature--most generally unwittingly.
Refers to fictitious 7 yr-old character in TwitterBones/Twones fanfic, @ParkerBooth, who is NOT affiliated with Fox and/or Bones TV show.
Did you see the little pervker ask his daddy to show him how to make his pants go "bump" in the front?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.