Especially of an unwelcomed influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or a group of people. Existing in or spreading through every part of something like a pervasive odor. Whom which insults black people but are SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH THEM.
Friend: Look at that Jigga over there thinking they all bad and shit.
You: oh quit being a PERVERSIVE JIGGA LOVER!
something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.
how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…
after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamnbusiness..
What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."
"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!