pertort

1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.

When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."

pertort by Scott Farley July 30, 2008

pervort 

an extreme, yet not intense, way to express the disgusting and sexual needs in which a horny person is excited.

also, is often used as a racial negro slur when offending an african american

may be used in a sexual reference

may also be used when referring to sea monkeys

can also be used when referring to the sexual pleasure with the creative use of marionettes.

-Portuguese Steve is a very big pervort because he is a fan of the younger race, children. He likes to use his pervortish charm to molest the children with balloons and dildos.

-"Yo man, you completely pervort, forreal yo. Pervort, you whack, bitch."-directed to black person

-"Oh baby, your pervorted ways turn me on. I keep dreaming of how you stick your pervort in me sideways."

-The little pervorts swam through the sea like a school of fish.

-"Oh, Ezekiel, i love it when you make the pervort touch me. Those strings hanging from your teeth really add in that sexual feeling."

pervort by minutemaid bawls August 1, 2009

pertootie 

Ass

Kiss my pertootie

pertootie by weecheekies August 17, 2008

Perfortuous

The act of being absolutely ridiculously disgusting and horrid.

The way she was talking to me was ‘perfortuous’

Perfortuous by Elle Minaj November 21, 2025