pervort

an extreme, yet not intense, way to express the disgusting and sexual needs in which a horny person is excited.

also, is often used as a racial negro slur when offending an african american

may be used in a sexual reference

may also be used when referring to sea monkeys

can also be used when referring to the sexual pleasure with the creative use of marionettes.

-Portuguese Steve is a very big pervort because he is a fan of the younger race, children. He likes to use his pervortish charm to molest the children with balloons and dildos.

-"Yo man, you completely pervort, forreal yo. Pervort, you whack, bitch."-directed to black person

-"Oh baby, your pervorted ways turn me on. I keep dreaming of how you stick your pervort in me sideways."

-The little pervorts swam through the sea like a school of fish.

-"Oh, Ezekiel, i love it when you make the pervort touch me. Those strings hanging from your teeth really add in that sexual feeling."

by minutemaid bawls August 1, 2009

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Springfield Pervert

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response

by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

Perverts

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense

People REALLY are perverts here

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018