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person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.
I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
person first by UrbanPrick April 2, 2008

First Person Shooter 

The act of fellatio being performed on a male who is playing a video game, including, but not limited to first person shooter games, including, but not limited to all versions of"Counter-Strike", "Call of Duty", and "Halo"
"Dude, I wish I could get my dick sucked while playing a video game"

"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"
First Person Shooter by Para.dox December 10, 2012

first person 

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.
1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.
first person by MPWHart June 25, 2018

First Person Shooter 

Where you can only see the weapon or item.
Halo, Half-life, Killzone these are all examples of First Person Shooters

First Person Shooter 

Putting a GoPro on your dick
Dude, I found the perfect girl; she's totally into first person shooters.

First Person Syndrome

When playing a first person shooter, you try to look around the corner or around a door or even over the edge of a building by moving your body instead of the controller.
Player 1: What are you doing you noob.

Player 2: Trying to see that dude over there.

Player 1: You have got First Person Syndrome mate, you need to get out more.

First Person Shooter 

1) The most OVERRATED AND OVERUSED playstyle / genre of video games that are made. Few of them have any originality. Most of them are used for boring repetitive and often broken war games. Others consist of zombie / horror / or secret agent themes. Though some FPS games are actually good, people tend to eat up the shit-hole fps games.

2) What lazy game developers use to lure in Graphic Nazi gamers to buy the exact same game over and over again in a nicer package.

Also known as FPS.
PC user: I need to go play some Call of Duty.
Nintendo person: Man up and stop playing your shit-hole first person shooters. N64 is where it's at.

Xbox: I love Halo. Good series, and great FPS.
Gamecube: Screw that. All of them are pretty much the exact same. My Metroid Prime Series is completely different between all three.
First Person Shooter by Reiden March 6, 2011
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